My blood runs cold...
My memoreeeee has just been sold
My coworker iiiis the-produce-ad
(Coworker iiiis the-produce-ad)
So I am walking through the Giant Food near my office minding my own business, and I almost trip over myself as a 4-foot colleague head appears out of nowhere with a diabolical grin on his face. What evil plan did he have for the 1-foot-high artichoke he had in his clutches? I e-mailed him and told him about the maniacal Captain Artichoke and the creepy resemblance he bore. He said there was a good reason for it; he was Captain Artichoke and Captain Artichoke was him.
So, I guess the software design gig is just temporary until the grocery store modeling thing takes off. First the produce aisle, then...checkouts!
OK...more substantive and frequent updates to come this week. Coming soon...an embarrassing story involving the Blair Witch Project, a tent, and gin...a spirit I had forgotten I don't drink. Well, I sure as hell remember now.
Off to the Green Lantern with me. I have had a shit day.
My coworker iiiis the-produce-ad
(Coworker iiiis the-produce-ad)
So I am walking through the Giant Food near my office minding my own business, and I almost trip over myself as a 4-foot colleague head appears out of nowhere with a diabolical grin on his face. What evil plan did he have for the 1-foot-high artichoke he had in his clutches? I e-mailed him and told him about the maniacal Captain Artichoke and the creepy resemblance he bore. He said there was a good reason for it; he was Captain Artichoke and Captain Artichoke was him.
So, I guess the software design gig is just temporary until the grocery store modeling thing takes off. First the produce aisle, then...checkouts!
OK...more substantive and frequent updates to come this week. Coming soon...an embarrassing story involving the Blair Witch Project, a tent, and gin...a spirit I had forgotten I don't drink. Well, I sure as hell remember now.
Off to the Green Lantern with me. I have had a shit day.