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From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:10pm
Dear Drugs,
It is with a heavy heart that I say this; it’s over between us. The past 7 years have been absolutely wonderful but I’m afraid its time we went our separate ways. Being with you so much is stifling me as well as taking a toll on my sanity. While I love it when you wear me out, I don’t think my body can handle much more of your abuse.
Thanks for everything you’ve done for me.
Love,
Sm0t
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:15pm
You’re breaking up with me via e-amil you fucking pansy!?
You can’t drop me just like that. By next weekend, you’re going to come crawling back to me. I have ways to make you squirm.
Pussy.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:18pm
I was expecting that kind of response from you, you contemptible harpie. You can’t tolerate being dumped can you?
If you must know, I’ve been seeing somebody else. I got back in touch with my old friend Gym the other week and we’ve actually been spending a lot of time together. She’s giving me things you never could.
Deal with it.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:22pm
Gym? Are you serious?! That sounds like a guy’s name. See you next week you fucking fairy.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:24pm
Eat me.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:25pm
Umm, as far back as I can remember, you’ve always been the one to eat me, bitch. And you always swallow.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:28pm
Awww… is someone bitter? Don’t worry, you’ll find someone else. I’m sure that guy who lives in that cardboard box down the street would love you.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:28pm
Aww hun, I’ve already been with him. He sucked a lot of dick to afford me.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:35pm
That’s just sick. This conversation is over.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:36pm
Hee hee! Can’t stomach it can you? Run along with your new boyfriend. I’m sure he’ll pump you up real good!
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:10pm
Dear Drugs,
It is with a heavy heart that I say this; it’s over between us. The past 7 years have been absolutely wonderful but I’m afraid its time we went our separate ways. Being with you so much is stifling me as well as taking a toll on my sanity. While I love it when you wear me out, I don’t think my body can handle much more of your abuse.
Thanks for everything you’ve done for me.
Love,
Sm0t
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:15pm
You’re breaking up with me via e-amil you fucking pansy!?
You can’t drop me just like that. By next weekend, you’re going to come crawling back to me. I have ways to make you squirm.
Pussy.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:18pm
I was expecting that kind of response from you, you contemptible harpie. You can’t tolerate being dumped can you?
If you must know, I’ve been seeing somebody else. I got back in touch with my old friend Gym the other week and we’ve actually been spending a lot of time together. She’s giving me things you never could.
Deal with it.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:22pm
Gym? Are you serious?! That sounds like a guy’s name. See you next week you fucking fairy.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:24pm
Eat me.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:25pm
Umm, as far back as I can remember, you’ve always been the one to eat me, bitch. And you always swallow.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:28pm
Awww… is someone bitter? Don’t worry, you’ll find someone else. I’m sure that guy who lives in that cardboard box down the street would love you.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:28pm
Aww hun, I’ve already been with him. He sucked a lot of dick to afford me.
From: sausagking@gmail.com
To: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:35pm
That’s just sick. This conversation is over.
From: comfortablydumb@hotmail.com
To: sausagking@gmail.com
Sent: 10 October 2005 10:36pm
Hee hee! Can’t stomach it can you? Run along with your new boyfriend. I’m sure he’ll pump you up real good!