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To be fair to everyone who responded to my previous post, I'll go ahead and tell my most embarrassing sex story.
Back in high school, my friends and I used to go every weekend to this bar that was pretty lenient towards under-aged kids. It was located in a 5 story shopping center, on the top floor. After about 7:30pm, all the shops would close but the bar would remain open until pretty late.
One Friday at around midnight or so, my girlfriend and I were drunk and performing the typical high-school suck-face. After a while, she grabbed my hand, led me down to the deserted second floor and promptly opened up a heavy petting zoo in my pants. Eventually, the petting zoo turned into a rodeo, with her pulling my pants down and bucking me while I was standing up.
After about 2 minutes of this, we heard a ‘ding’ and bright green arrow lit up next to my head. Realizing we were standing directly in front of the elevator, we froze like deer caught in headlights. The elevator doors opened revealing, of course, two of my best friends inside. They saw me, my bare-ass and a pair of girl’s legs wrapped around me with purple panties hanging from one ankle, and just bust out laughing. They walked out of the elevator, gave me a congratulatory pat on the shoulder and walked away, wh00ping all the way down the corridor.
“Should we try the stairwell instead?” I suggested.
The look on her face told me ‘no’.
Back in high school, my friends and I used to go every weekend to this bar that was pretty lenient towards under-aged kids. It was located in a 5 story shopping center, on the top floor. After about 7:30pm, all the shops would close but the bar would remain open until pretty late.
One Friday at around midnight or so, my girlfriend and I were drunk and performing the typical high-school suck-face. After a while, she grabbed my hand, led me down to the deserted second floor and promptly opened up a heavy petting zoo in my pants. Eventually, the petting zoo turned into a rodeo, with her pulling my pants down and bucking me while I was standing up.
After about 2 minutes of this, we heard a ‘ding’ and bright green arrow lit up next to my head. Realizing we were standing directly in front of the elevator, we froze like deer caught in headlights. The elevator doors opened revealing, of course, two of my best friends inside. They saw me, my bare-ass and a pair of girl’s legs wrapped around me with purple panties hanging from one ankle, and just bust out laughing. They walked out of the elevator, gave me a congratulatory pat on the shoulder and walked away, wh00ping all the way down the corridor.
“Should we try the stairwell instead?” I suggested.
The look on her face told me ‘no’.