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[sm0t]

One month without internet and counting.

Where the hell am I, Russia?

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[hulagalinthesky]

England, lovey. You should be watching Corrie and Eastenders; making sure your teeth rot; and listening to pop music, not carousing on the internet.

[sm0t]

The problem is, I get digital TV and internet as one package. Thus I have had no internet AND TV for the past month.

I should just check in to an asylum and get it over with.

[alarmed]

I am suprised you made it out of the fetal position.

[sm0t]

I have recently learned how to type while still clutching my knees tightly to my chest. Its hard to hit the letters while rocking back and forth, but after a while you learn to get the timing right.

[pontifexofpunk]

Maybe you should go to russia and get your knob polished. They got pimpin internet over there. And cheap too. Not to mention, poon on every street corner...

Why would you want to live anywhere else? You'll be gettin so much poon, you might as well open your own porn site.

[sm0t]

You know you make a lot of sense.

[sm0t]

Interestingly enough, 1999 was probably the biggest party year of my life. I'm all about partying like it is 1999.

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