We all saw that coming...
Paranoid Cynic
It's a Miracle! You Scored
For Shame. Looks like you're off your meds you paranoid freak! Get back
on the anti-psychotics STAT!
Actually, I shouldn't be quite so critical of you. You're never taken
in by any con-man, spoof, or gimmic. Anytime you're confronted with a
gimmic or bunk ass idea...you automatically assume it's a rip off.
You're every salemans worst nightmare! There's a good chance that
you've had first-hand experience ripping people off or scamming. Ever
heard the phrase "can't play a player"? Of course you can spot the
game, you wrote it!
You think very carefully before making any decision. How perfectly
clever. You usually make wise choices and have few regrets when it
comes to buying or giving. If there were more people like you, there
wouldn't be as many people ou there trying to fuck people over. You
make the hustlers feel like the idots.
You believe that if it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely
is. With an evil laugh and an extended middle finger... you stroll away
from the things that just seem too good.
You're skeptical, cynical, untrusting, and not easily hyped. Chances
are that you're pretty stingy with your cash too. You mull over even
small decisions for hours or days. You probably get great bargains on
whatever you buy. You can be a real asshole. Loosen up from time to
time, no need to always be so an anal-retentive. You can afford to be a
little understanding to someone asking a favor of you. Take time to
listen if you think a person is probably sincere. If it turns out to be
a rip-off afterall, you're sure to spot it before you're completely
taken in. Congrats on not being a chump. Keep in mind though, that you
may actually be cheating yourself out of some legitimate oppurtunities.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 5% on chumppts
Link: The *** GULLIBLE CHUMP *** Test written by glam1 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
It's a Miracle! You Scored
For Shame. Looks like you're off your meds you paranoid freak! Get back
on the anti-psychotics STAT!
Actually, I shouldn't be quite so critical of you. You're never taken
in by any con-man, spoof, or gimmic. Anytime you're confronted with a
gimmic or bunk ass idea...you automatically assume it's a rip off.
You're every salemans worst nightmare! There's a good chance that
you've had first-hand experience ripping people off or scamming. Ever
heard the phrase "can't play a player"? Of course you can spot the
game, you wrote it!
You think very carefully before making any decision. How perfectly
clever. You usually make wise choices and have few regrets when it
comes to buying or giving. If there were more people like you, there
wouldn't be as many people ou there trying to fuck people over. You
make the hustlers feel like the idots.
You believe that if it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely
is. With an evil laugh and an extended middle finger... you stroll away
from the things that just seem too good.
You're skeptical, cynical, untrusting, and not easily hyped. Chances
are that you're pretty stingy with your cash too. You mull over even
small decisions for hours or days. You probably get great bargains on
whatever you buy. You can be a real asshole. Loosen up from time to
time, no need to always be so an anal-retentive. You can afford to be a
little understanding to someone asking a favor of you. Take time to
listen if you think a person is probably sincere. If it turns out to be
a rip-off afterall, you're sure to spot it before you're completely
taken in. Congrats on not being a chump. Keep in mind though, that you
may actually be cheating yourself out of some legitimate oppurtunities.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 5% on chumppts
Link: The *** GULLIBLE CHUMP *** Test written by glam1 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test