I am powerful and attractive!
Being Head Girl is everything I thought it would be! The power! The prestige! I've become quite fond of points-taking. There are things that aren't so good about it, but even having to attend to crying first years in the middle of the night and giving "the talk" to the young girls "coming of age" is worth it all. Why, even wearing the Ultimate Special Head Girl Uniform (which I've never seen used before, mind you) is worth it in the grand scheme of things. I shall use this to my advantage and revel in this position of esteem. It will help me to claw my way to...well, wait. I am at the top, aren't I?
And you all thought that making me dance on the head table in front of the entire school whilst dressed in a skirt and knickers was going to embarrass me. HA! That was the best part of it all. I deserve this position! I will be the best Head Girl ever! Certainly the fittest and most desirable! (This last bit is evidenced by how many of you were eyeing me with lust during The Dancing. No one could take their eyes off of me. You cannot deny it. None of you. Ha!)
Indeed!
Anyone up for a pre-birthday celebration this weekend? I, for one, am looking forward to coming of age. This will be one birthday I shall remember. I certainly hope someone is planning me a surprise party.
And you all thought that making me dance on the head table in front of the entire school whilst dressed in a skirt and knickers was going to embarrass me. HA! That was the best part of it all. I deserve this position! I will be the best Head Girl ever! Certainly the fittest and most desirable! (This last bit is evidenced by how many of you were eyeing me with lust during The Dancing. No one could take their eyes off of me. You cannot deny it. None of you. Ha!)
Indeed!
Anyone up for a pre-birthday celebration this weekend? I, for one, am looking forward to coming of age. This will be one birthday I shall remember. I certainly hope someone is planning me a surprise party.