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[slytherinthingy]

I know someone knows her.

Please tell me where I can find her and I will forever be in your debt. I have not managed to find her in all my days of searching Hogwarts. I will make it worth your while and reward you greatly.

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[nothisbitch]

Who are you talking about, Blaise darling? Are you in love?

[slytherinthingy]

Oh darling, just someone. No one of interest, I suppose. Someone who has caught my eye though I have not caught her name.

If you have need to be interested, I will let you know when the time is right.

[nothisbitch]

Oh darling, I'm happy you've found someone! It's all right if you don't tell me who, as long as you're happy! If there's anything I can do to help you, just let me know!

[slytherinthingy]

Certainly, Pansy dear. If I need anything, I will let you know. As of now, I am resigned to losing it before it has begun, but such is life!

[nothisbitch]

Well, Blaise, any girl would be out of her mind if she didn't like you.

[waitingfortom]

I don't like him.

[slytherinthingy]

Point proven.

[waitingfortom]

You're not that attractive, the Spanish or whatever isn't sexy, and you don't exactly come off as great boyfriend material, and you aren't around a good amount of the time.

A girl would have to be out of her mind to seriously like you.

[slytherinthingy]

Darling, I am Italian, not Spanish.

And how would you know what I am really like? I do not say all there is to say about myself here for all to see.

You should ask someone who knows before making your generalisations. At least I am not overbearing.

[waitingfortom]

Hello, some of us don't know Italian!

All you seem to say about yourself here is that you're an overly hormonal semi-slut who likes drugs and Slytherin sex.

As if I talk to your friends.

[slytherinthingy]

Well, learning other languages is an asset, dear young Weasel.

That is just part of me. The part everyone knows about. Atleast I am honest and ADMIT what I like. Unlike some people.

Like my friends would talk to you.

[waitingfortom]

Learning to get people's names right is, too. It's Weasley, not Weasel. And tell the school how important languages are when they aren't helping us learn them. They could at least offer Gobbledygook or Mermish.

It's no wonder people would think poorly of you if that's the side you show, though. What are you trying to imply?

[slytherinthingy]

Not all of us are crusaders, WeasLEY. Save the picketing for someone else. I have better things to do. And I already know several languages.

I could care less what the lot of you think about me. I have enough people who matter in my life to worry about Gryffindors.

What do you think I am implying?

[waitingfortom]

Uh, I wasn't picketing, but how hard is it to just get a name right? Well good for you, you go use your languages with the people who understand them.

Why do some people insist on being cryptic?

[slytherinthingy]

Its not very difficult, but I know how that one name riles you up so.

And I do use my languages with people who know them. Plenty people know them.

Because cryptic annoys people?

[waitingfortom]

There must be a way to butcher your name.

You're an extremely annoying person.