Now where did I leave that slice of life?
Its been so long since I last checked in I'd forgotten where the update tab was!
Hi..um..not much to say but
Yea its good to be back
I've just got back from watching Himself get hot and sweaty with around 30,000 other people -many of whome were dressed as Elvis.
The London Marathon it seems not only attracts those with a desire to dress as overlarge bananas but also short and enthusiastic perverts - one found it necessary to push into the crowd behind me and rub himself rather vigorously against me....it was cold, I'm an open minded sort of person and I probably would have put it down to over-excitement and the pressing crowd had it not been for the impressively banana shaped implement thrust against the back of my thighs (I told you he was short)....when you see the tv highlights he's the one with watering eyes clutching an ice-pack to his groin!
Hi..um..not much to say but
Yea its good to be back
I've just got back from watching Himself get hot and sweaty with around 30,000 other people -many of whome were dressed as Elvis.
The London Marathon it seems not only attracts those with a desire to dress as overlarge bananas but also short and enthusiastic perverts - one found it necessary to push into the crowd behind me and rub himself rather vigorously against me....it was cold, I'm an open minded sort of person and I probably would have put it down to over-excitement and the pressing crowd had it not been for the impressively banana shaped implement thrust against the back of my thighs (I told you he was short)....when you see the tv highlights he's the one with watering eyes clutching an ice-pack to his groin!