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Nov 07, 2005 21:30

I swear, I have the most interesting Y!M conversations in the world...

jessica4gurlsonly: hey whats up jamie
Josma: asl?
Josma: ?
jessica4gurlsonly: im 15/f/az
Josma: 16/f/ az here
jessica4gurlsonly: oh u like sex
Josma: ?
jessica4gurlsonly: i mean sex with really hott guys
Josma: umm
Josma: why?
jessica4gurlsonly: we have a club of the hottest guys and girls from az and we all hook up
Josma: STDs -r- us, then?
jessica4gurlsonly: no were all clean we get checked regularly
Josma: oh
Josma: so it's a clean whorehouse
jessica4gurlsonly: yea hehe
Josma: much better
jessica4gurlsonly: what size bra u wear
Josma: Why the hell do you want to know?
jessica4gurlsonly: curious
Josma: that or you're a whore who wants to get off, and I'll pass.
jessica4gurlsonly: im not wantin to get off honey i love guys nott girls
Josma: then why is your screen name "jessica4gurlsonly"?
jessica4gurlsonly: because this is my recruiting name
Josma: you have a recruiting name that makes you sound like a lesbian?
jessica4gurlsonly: yeah more ppl talk to me this way
jessica4gurlsonly: all guys have 10 inches plus in the group
Josma: Yeah, I'll pass hun
jessica4gurlsonly: why
jessica4gurlsonly: u afraid of big ones
Josma: I don't much feel like participating in sexual activities with strangers, actually.
Josma: It's something called "not being a whore"
Josma: you should look into it sometime, really!
jessica4gurlsonly: nah i like gettin fucked
Josma: ...And you're a whore who's going to end up pregnant, infected, or both.
jessica4gurlsonly: no we use protection
Josma: which isn't foolproof
jessica4gurlsonly: and we get tested and never have sex outside the group
Josma: what is that, the honor system?
jessica4gurlsonly: yea
Josma: The honor system at it's creation was faulted because people lie, they cheat, and they don't keep their word.
jessica4gurlsonly: well we do
Josma: maybe *you* do, but how can you say for sure with the people you're screwing?
Josma: I mean, do you have them under 24-hour surveilance or something?
jessica4gurlsonly: we get tested once a week
Josma: what if they do something between the tests?
jessica4gurlsonly: then they get tested
Josma: And it's too late for you.
jessica4gurlsonly: never had anything bad happen
Josma: Yet.
jessica4gurlsonly: u wouldnt suck a dick that measured 13 inches
Josma: you're right, I wouldn't.
jessica4gurlsonly: pussy
Josma: How does that make me a pussy?
jessica4gurlsonly: cause ur afraid of a big cock
Josma: 'cause I'm not a whore.
jessica4gurlsonly: puss
Josma: slut
Josma: ...if you don't know what that word means ('cause I know it can be confusing) I'd suggest looking it up in the dictionary.
Josma: Or, y'know, you could always just check a mirror, first...

~Jamie

slut, y!m, jessica, whore

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