Here are a couple of surveys I yoinked from Rae's myspace. The first one is really cool, the 2nd one is just a dumb way to pass the time.. read on!
The Perfect Man
My friend gave me this test or survey that she had to take in some psychology class. And I am a sucker for a good survey. Plus I am perputally single due to my quest to find the perfect man for me. (I stole that verbatim from Rachael)
It does not matter if you are single, in a relationship, married, divorced. If you already have your ideal mate, describe them. Take the time to think about your answers.
Describe what traits/qualities your perfect mate would have in the following:
Physical Features:
Hair: Dark. I prefer brown but black is good too.
Eyes: I am an absolute sucker for blue eyes, or if I'm really lucky, GREEN. Green eyes make me melt. and I don't mean hazel, I mean GREEN (or blue-green)
Nose: not particular at all, as long as it fits his other features. I mean hell, my 4 year crush has a HUGE nose, but it works with his overall facial features so it'sokay.
Mouth: teeth don't have to be straight,(In fact I prefer a natural look) but at least not insanely distorted. I like boys who smile. and I have an insane fetish for guys with gaps in their front teeth, I find it irresistable. ;)
Chest & Torso: he doesn't have to be buff (though I won't complain! I love tight pecs) but not too top-heavy. and no man-boobs, please! I am anti-chest hair as well.. Good posture is important too- I am a sucker for a nice, straight-backed, strong-shouldered lad.
The beltline and below: LOL as long as it's there and not incredibly small OR large, then I'm down. and tight butts are always fun.
The extremities: I love big, strong hands, CLEAN, SHORT fingernails (long fingernails on boys are CREEEEEEEPY) toned arms make me melt but are not required.. legs I'm not picky about, and I dont really have any feet standards, as long as the toenails aren't dirty and long then we're all good.
Height: somewhere between 5'5 and 6'3 please. (though I won't rule someone out based on height alone, it can get quite awkward, TRUST ME!)
Weight: I prefer someone who is not grossly overweight, but a few extra pounds here and there won't turn me off. hell, I need to lose some myself! maybe we could be workout buddies!
Style of dress: I want a man who is okay being casual, because I am a casual gal. But at the same time, I want someone who can (and will) dress-up when occasion requires. otherwise, I just don't care about clothes. never have, never really will. but I do agree with this-"And no collared shirts with the collars popped up." that's LAME!
Personality:
Intelligence: High! I need a guy who is book and common-sense smart. PLEASE! No idiots. I need a guy who can play trivial pursuit with me, who reads books for fun! Smart is HOT.
Sense of Humor: Sarcasm is a must. it's my main humor mode so you have to be able to at least get it. I also need someone who won't take himself too seriously, and enjoy the occasional cheezy pun or joke.
Laugh: laughter is the best medicine. laugh often (but appropriately) at himself and everything else. I dunno, I don't have a particular sound of laugh that I like, something honest though, I guess?
Voice: I have severe accent envy, so as long as he sounds like he's from somewhere other than "generic" midwest-ness, then I am probably okay with it. Nothing too high-pitched though. Deep is good, really I've yet to meet someone whose voice is "too deep" to sound comfortable.
Sexuality: Straight for sure. I don't want someone who is questioning. Confidence is key. I want him to be someone who feels and acts sexy. Confidence is sexy.
Habits: No smoking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO DIPPING! No drugs. Drinking is okay, as long as it's not habitual or heavy.
Hobbies: He must like hockey. (playing hockey is Even Better, but not required) I would like a man who isn't afraid to go out and rollerblade, hike in the woods, or just walk around- I like to be outside, especially in the spring and fall.. He must (as already mentioned) be a reader of some sort. Even better if he likes the same kinds of books as me.
Musical tastes: I have fairly broad music taste and don't despise any type of music as a whole, though I prefer rock, alternative rock and country, so if he's somewhere in there, that would be good because we could share some of the same tastes, however, I don't really care what he listens to as long as I'm not forced to do so all the time.
General personality: Open, HONEST, fun, silly, smart, well-rounded, organized (because I am not! LOL) kind, well-mannered, respectful, conversational, funny, exciting, adventurous
Occupation: I don't really prefer something over anything else- the requirements I have are:
Fullfilling for him, decent hours and good pay
Income: Enough to live comfortably on, but never so much that money becomes no object.
Religious Affiliation: to make everything easy, I would prefer someone Catholic, since I am a practicing Catholic and plan to raise my children that way.
and I don't think I've done this one yet...
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No, they'd have to catch me first!
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
nope it's more fun to keep 'em open!
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
when I came home to NY before Christmas. It was awsome!
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
well apparently I'm really tense when I sleep and I freak out when ppl touch me, so maybe it's better for all involved if I sleep alone.. but damn, nothing beats someone to cuddle with.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
not really
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
yes. I'm more crafty than artistic though..
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Don't know, don't care
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
don't really care, but I think Angelina is prettier, I never saw the "gorgeousness" of Jennifer Aniston. she looks kind of ordinary to me, which isn't abad thing, just not noteworthy...
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
no really
10. Do you know how to play poker?
rudimentarily. is that even a word? EDIT> I looked it up, and it IS a word:
the adverbial form of rudimentary cool.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I don't think so. I made it to.. 30 once though
12. What's your favorite commercial?
the old Hockey Falls ones on ESPN- or the Nike crazy goalie commercials. those were brilliant!
13. Who was your first love?
Adam Tackitt in 8th grade? he may have been the first boy I really, truly had a crush on.. and it lasted for 4 years!
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
No! I am way too paranoid to do that.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
probably
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
not hockey. I couldn't care less.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
often! I've been ice skating since I was 13. I LOOOOVVVE to skate. 'Nee and I spent every available fri/sat night at the open skate sessions during high school just to learn. good times there,good times. and of course I've been many times since then, most recently at the E-center ice, home of the Utah Grizzlies and the place where the 2002 Olympics were held. yeah baby! ;)
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
a few nights a week or so
19. What's the one thing on your mind?
I should get some sleep soon
20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
YES! I don't even have to think about it, I just do it.
21. What talent do you wish you had?
musical talent- more specifically, the ability to play guitar and to play music I hear.
22. Do you like Sushi?
I have to be in the right mood, but it's decent. not something I could eat often though.
23. What do you wear to bed?
comfy pants or shorts and a t-shirt
24. Do you truly hate anyone?
yes. I'm trying to get over it, but I can't seem to do so. maybe one day. and his offence against me is 12 years old. it still burns me up though. it was not a casual thing.
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
oh hell.. Pavel Bure. He's not "famous" per se but he played in the NHL so that counts- and damnnnnn have you seen his LEGS? holy hell.
26. Do you know anyone in jail?
don't think so..
27. What food do you find disgusting?
peas. and tomatoes in their natural state. and eggs.
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
I try not to as a general rule. that's pretty rude.
29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Nope but I was pretty sure I was in for it once, till some unlikely allies stood up for me..
30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
I honestly don't know. maybe?
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and now I sleep. I hope you enjoyed those..