To pee, or not to pee.
What a day. One crisis after another. But the worst started at 9:39 this morning... Cue swirly harp music and wavy picture of me standing by my phone screening my call.
"Hello? this is your neighbor, xxxx xxxxx, and I'm upset because i can't sleep in. Your construction is waking my kids up early and and how dare you. My children are on their vacation and they have a right to sleep in. Oh and by the way, my mother and teenage daughter have seen your construction workers pissing in the bushes on your property. And I'm calling the sheriff on you, youaredisgusting how can you allow them to do this!!!! My teenage daughter is horrified. Youaregoingtojail.Callmethisinstantmynumberisxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!" Click.
WTF?
They are peeing in my yard?
I had to listen to the screaming phone message about five times to decypher the phone number. wrote it down, and then called my construction manager. He laughed at me And i told him it wasn't funny. He changed his demenor and got serious. I called him just a little later and apologized and we laughed about it. A porta-potty was delivered shortly after noon. I could care less if she can't sleep in, but-
No more peeing in the yard.
Edit to add:
This is the neighbor I had to call the sheriff on last Summer because she was chasing and attempting to strangle her teenage daughter while screaming obscenities. For over two hours. Also holding the 16 year old boyfriend hostage blocking him in and refusing to call his parents at his request. She assaulted him too. This happened a second time without the boyfriend at ten o'clock at night about a month later. I think she felt she wanted to pay me back.
"Hello? this is your neighbor, xxxx xxxxx, and I'm upset because i can't sleep in. Your construction is waking my kids up early and and how dare you. My children are on their vacation and they have a right to sleep in. Oh and by the way, my mother and teenage daughter have seen your construction workers pissing in the bushes on your property. And I'm calling the sheriff on you, youaredisgusting how can you allow them to do this!!!! My teenage daughter is horrified. Youaregoingtojail.Callmethisinstantmynumberisxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!" Click.
WTF?
They are peeing in my yard?
I had to listen to the screaming phone message about five times to decypher the phone number. wrote it down, and then called my construction manager. He laughed at me And i told him it wasn't funny. He changed his demenor and got serious. I called him just a little later and apologized and we laughed about it. A porta-potty was delivered shortly after noon. I could care less if she can't sleep in, but-
No more peeing in the yard.
Edit to add:
This is the neighbor I had to call the sheriff on last Summer because she was chasing and attempting to strangle her teenage daughter while screaming obscenities. For over two hours. Also holding the 16 year old boyfriend hostage blocking him in and refusing to call his parents at his request. She assaulted him too. This happened a second time without the boyfriend at ten o'clock at night about a month later. I think she felt she wanted to pay me back.