YES!!!! ITS FINALY AN EVEN FIGHT!!!!!
For 26 years I have had the misfortune of being mostly on the weaker side when it came to the battle of the sexes. The best it has ever been for me is 2 against 3. Then most unfortunatly my father passed away (Rest in peace. You will always be my number one guy :') )and left me to fend for myself with my mother and two sisters. These years were not easy for me cause I was always in the wrong no matter what but I adapted. Then one glorious day my older sister Stacey told us the wonderful news that she was going to marry Chad my brother in law. This was wonderful in more ways than one. Not only had my sister found someone to psend the rest of her life with but now the odds were back to 2 against 3. Now after 26 years the playing feild is finally even. Lorie has accepted and is going to marry Marcel. Once again I am overjoyed by the fact that my little sister has found someone to spend the rest of her life with and I wish them the best. But the best of all is the fact that with this new addition to the family means that the odds are finally even. No more do I have to apologize for being a man. I can finally hold my head up high and proudly proclaim I AM A MAN!!!!!!
Hmm how to celebrate this wonderous news.... I KNOW!!! IM GOING TO COOK ME UP INCH THICK STEAK ,A FULL SLAB OF RIBS, AND A WHOLE MESS OF OTHER MEATS NO VEGTABLES FOR ME!!!! AND TWO BIG ASS BEERS FOR EACH HAND!!!! THEN I WILL FIND A BOXING MATCH OR FOOTBALL ON TV AND SIT THERE BUCK NAKED KNAWING ON MY PILE OF MEAT AND CHUGGING DOWN THOSE FROSTY BIG ASS BEERS CAUSE TODAY I AM A MAN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
But seriuosly Lorie is to wed her fiance Marcel sometime next year. They are perfect for each other and the way my sister talks about him I havnt heard her that happy for such a long time. Not since my dad died and I know they will live happily together until the end of thier days. Congrats you two and I cant wait to walk you down the ailse Lorie. :')
Hmm how to celebrate this wonderous news.... I KNOW!!! IM GOING TO COOK ME UP INCH THICK STEAK ,A FULL SLAB OF RIBS, AND A WHOLE MESS OF OTHER MEATS NO VEGTABLES FOR ME!!!! AND TWO BIG ASS BEERS FOR EACH HAND!!!! THEN I WILL FIND A BOXING MATCH OR FOOTBALL ON TV AND SIT THERE BUCK NAKED KNAWING ON MY PILE OF MEAT AND CHUGGING DOWN THOSE FROSTY BIG ASS BEERS CAUSE TODAY I AM A MAN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
But seriuosly Lorie is to wed her fiance Marcel sometime next year. They are perfect for each other and the way my sister talks about him I havnt heard her that happy for such a long time. Not since my dad died and I know they will live happily together until the end of thier days. Congrats you two and I cant wait to walk you down the ailse Lorie. :')