I could be writing an essay, or studying for Japanese, but instead I will do a stupid meme! Because this makes perfect sense!
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Ane Dean
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Jerome Carl
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Wannah (AAARGH WORST NAME EVER)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)
Teal Elephant (I would not hire a detective with this name. Ever.)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Regina Montclair (I dig it)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Purple Temple (I don't like to drink, so a Shirley Temple is next best thing)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Haer
8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Pumpkin Peanut Butter
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Maddy Berkeley
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Nutty-nut Berkeley
My life is now complete.