in which the girl procrastinates and plans to join the circus and/or make cupcakes
I have made an important decision. Listen up.
Fuck college. Fuck getting a desk job. I am going to move to Canada and join the Cirque du Soleil. Yup. It will be awesome, and they won't care that I failed AP Bio back when I was a normal person.
andandandand I could join the troupe that puts on the show in DISNEY WORLD! I actually went to see them when I was there last, when I was... umm... twelve? I dunno. I wish I'd been a little older, because then I would have really been able to enjoy the fact that the place is called "Pleasure Island".
But if I'm not bendy enough to join the circus, I shall certainly become a Disney World staff member. I don't know what you do if you're on staff. I couldn't be a character because none of them have crazy curly hair, and I really don't want a job that would involve me scorching my scalp each morning. Ick. I also don't want to be in the suit thing. Disney world is in FLORIDA. so no thanks. I'll pass on that one.
Maybe I could make cupcakes or something. Baking for a living? This I could really get into.
Ack! No! Must stop acting overly domestic! Quick, Hannah, go watch Dogma! Read a comic book! Rap! Aaaaah!
This is what I get for stealing my parent's Cirque Du Soleil CDs for listening when I'm writing a research paper. STRANGE. THINGS. HAPPEN.
But the CD of 'Alegria' rocks in so many ways. Go listen to it. It's fantabulous. Especially the songs 'Alegria' and 'Kalandero'. They make me wish I spoke better french.
Fuck college. Fuck getting a desk job. I am going to move to Canada and join the Cirque du Soleil. Yup. It will be awesome, and they won't care that I failed AP Bio back when I was a normal person.
andandandand I could join the troupe that puts on the show in DISNEY WORLD! I actually went to see them when I was there last, when I was... umm... twelve? I dunno. I wish I'd been a little older, because then I would have really been able to enjoy the fact that the place is called "Pleasure Island".
But if I'm not bendy enough to join the circus, I shall certainly become a Disney World staff member. I don't know what you do if you're on staff. I couldn't be a character because none of them have crazy curly hair, and I really don't want a job that would involve me scorching my scalp each morning. Ick. I also don't want to be in the suit thing. Disney world is in FLORIDA. so no thanks. I'll pass on that one.
Maybe I could make cupcakes or something. Baking for a living? This I could really get into.
Ack! No! Must stop acting overly domestic! Quick, Hannah, go watch Dogma! Read a comic book! Rap! Aaaaah!
This is what I get for stealing my parent's Cirque Du Soleil CDs for listening when I'm writing a research paper. STRANGE. THINGS. HAPPEN.
But the CD of 'Alegria' rocks in so many ways. Go listen to it. It's fantabulous. Especially the songs 'Alegria' and 'Kalandero'. They make me wish I spoke better french.