i found me a big butter and (no) egg man

[slyjim3]

I have a crush.
We hold hands.
So far thats all she wrote.

"I kinda like you."
"I like you too."
"Alright then."

This may not ever go anywhere.
But itll be fun trying.

This may surprise people.
But it makes sense to me.
(Here's a hint- you all know him.)