Stalkers are fun to mess with!
I have a question for you all...
If you, a male, are hanging out with a female friend at a bar, and some guy calls her roughly (no exageration) 45 times, and sent her 35 text messages, between 9:30 and midnight, would you start fucking with him?
Do you think I would?
You should all know me well enough to know that i had a blast with this motherfucker...
These are just some of the conversations me and him had.
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Me:"Hello?"
Shannon:"Let me talk to Julie."
M:"She's busy right now, but this is her personal assistant, may I help you?"
S:"Motherfucker, let me talk to her."
M:"I'm sorry, but shes currently in a meeting with the board, but if you'd like to leave your name I can have her call you as soon as she has the chance"
*Click*
M:"Hello?"
S:"Is Julie there?"
M:"Look bro, I'm doing the best that I can to get into Julies pants right now, and your not making that easy for me right now. if you could stop calling that would be great."
*Click*
M:"Hello?"
S:"Is Julie there?"
M:"If by 'there' you mean 'naked and in my lap,' then yes"
*Click*
and some of the text messages...
S:"call me when you get out of there tonight"
Reply:"I don't think i'll have time. Soon as i leave here I'm having a train run on me..."
text message # 28 that night...
S:"What are you doing?"
R:"I just got naked and I'm putting a third penis inside of me... now if you don't mind..."
So in all of this, he also told me that he was going to kill me at least 7 different times, and said he would "beat the fuckin shit outta" me 5 times.
He then e-mails me today and tells me something to the effect of "My emotions took over, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again." So i kindly told him that telling me he was sorry was not going to come anywhere close to making uyp for that kind of behavior, and that if it ever did happen again, i would have most of the Blue Crew (aprox. 130 members) on top of him, ruining his reputation, spreading rumors at his work, and making sure that the police know the full extent of the harrassment he has delt out to every female in the Blue Crew... and if he ever does want to beat the shit outta me, thats fine. I've never had a fight in my life, but he is one of the two people i know of on this planet that i would love to start with (I do believe this man has topped Eades... damn...)
So that was my weekend... How was yours?
If you, a male, are hanging out with a female friend at a bar, and some guy calls her roughly (no exageration) 45 times, and sent her 35 text messages, between 9:30 and midnight, would you start fucking with him?
Do you think I would?
You should all know me well enough to know that i had a blast with this motherfucker...
These are just some of the conversations me and him had.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Me:"Hello?"
Shannon:"Let me talk to Julie."
M:"She's busy right now, but this is her personal assistant, may I help you?"
S:"Motherfucker, let me talk to her."
M:"I'm sorry, but shes currently in a meeting with the board, but if you'd like to leave your name I can have her call you as soon as she has the chance"
*Click*
M:"Hello?"
S:"Is Julie there?"
M:"Look bro, I'm doing the best that I can to get into Julies pants right now, and your not making that easy for me right now. if you could stop calling that would be great."
*Click*
M:"Hello?"
S:"Is Julie there?"
M:"If by 'there' you mean 'naked and in my lap,' then yes"
*Click*
and some of the text messages...
S:"call me when you get out of there tonight"
Reply:"I don't think i'll have time. Soon as i leave here I'm having a train run on me..."
text message # 28 that night...
S:"What are you doing?"
R:"I just got naked and I'm putting a third penis inside of me... now if you don't mind..."
So in all of this, he also told me that he was going to kill me at least 7 different times, and said he would "beat the fuckin shit outta" me 5 times.
He then e-mails me today and tells me something to the effect of "My emotions took over, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again." So i kindly told him that telling me he was sorry was not going to come anywhere close to making uyp for that kind of behavior, and that if it ever did happen again, i would have most of the Blue Crew (aprox. 130 members) on top of him, ruining his reputation, spreading rumors at his work, and making sure that the police know the full extent of the harrassment he has delt out to every female in the Blue Crew... and if he ever does want to beat the shit outta me, thats fine. I've never had a fight in my life, but he is one of the two people i know of on this planet that i would love to start with (I do believe this man has topped Eades... damn...)
So that was my weekend... How was yours?