femslash100 table (for archive purposes)

[slybrunette]

Comments

[foibles_fables]

...WUT *FUCKING DIES*

[nursebadass]

Holy hot blackness.

[slybrunette]

ILU.

[nursebadass]

I love him.

Well, and you too. I guess.

[slybrunette]

You guess?!?!?!

[nursebadass]

I'd love you more if you looked like that naked.

[slybrunette]

You don't know what I look like naked.

Also, I see how it is.

[nursebadass]

You should. Maybe I wouldn't ogle hot naked black men with monocles if you weren't so goddamn emotional and needy.

[slybrunette]

I AM NOT.

*cries in corner*

Don't make me go get the whip. Or start writing Owen/Cristina. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

[nursebadass]

Why? It's not like I'm going to have to see them married deal with them all season long anyway. I wish I could quit Cristina.

Just like I wish I could quit you.

Come here baby. Mama will kiss it and make it all better.

[slybrunette]

They better not be the couple getting married. I will vomit. And I hate cleaning up vomit.

Come here baby. Mama will kiss it and make it all better.

That's better.

[nursebadass]

Vomit? I'll quit fucking watching. I just can't. I can't watch that. My little Burke-lovin' heart will die.

Tell me where you want me to kiss it, baby. I probably won't kiss it there, but I'll make you think I am just to torture you.

[slybrunette]

I'll never quit. Probably. I'll just write a new ending to every episode in which Owen falls into a vat of acid/off a cliff/etc.

You know where ;)

[nursebadass]

You promise? Will Burke be there to comfort her? Or at least Jackson? Or even better, both? :9

If you want me to kiss you there, you're going to have to earn it.

[slybrunette]

Both. Alex too, occasionally. They can take turns.

Gee, how can I earn it?

[nursebadass]

Oooh. Alex, Burke and Jackson. That's tasty.

I don't know how you can earn it. I'll let you know when I decide.