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[slybrunette]

Yes, that was a flist cut you just felt.

Blame it on me feeling sick all day.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming in five, four, three, two --

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[crickets]

Dammit, I knew you secretly hated me.

eta: Oh, nevermind. I'm still here! I LOVE YOU! What?

[slybrunette]

Wait a minute -- you thought I cut you?

*fucking dies laughing*

[crickets]

Hahaha. Whoopsie.

But seriously, don't die. That would be tragic.

[slybrunette]

Death would be preferable, atm. There's a reason I sent you that message -- all I've done to the people around me is complain today. Be glad you're a safe distance away.

[crickets]

Let me know if there's anything I can do to lift your sickly spirits.

[slybrunette]

I will, thanks!

On that note, don't you think there would've been a bit more fanfare with me cutting you? What with you in possession of two different phone numbers, my address, and my deep, dark secrets (whatever those are)? I mean, that would be like a breakup. There would be fighting. When I have a falling out, I do it in style. And that style includes carnage.

Jeez. I'm disappointed. You should know this about me *sniff sniff*

[crickets]

Hahaha, well you HAD joked just like 2 days ago that you were defriending me. My mind went directly to practical joke.

[waltzmatildah]

Just popping in to say...

Your icon makes me grin!

A lot.

That is all.

Bye.

[crickets]

Haha thanks!