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So I'm totally bored here at work. I only get maybe 3 hours worth of actual work in a day, but I'm forced to sit here for 8. I wouldn't mind sitting here doing nothing if there wasn't that constant fear of someone lumbering up behind me with a stack of claims to stamp. I feel like I'm in the movie "Office Space." "I'd say, on an average day, I only get about 15 minutes of real, actual work done." It's so true.
I overslept today, and it was only kind of an accident. I knew I'd be late and just rolled back over and pretended not to care. But then I had this dream that Dave called me and said "You're in big trouble, the bosses are talking about firing you." I said "But I need this job! I can't afford to not work!" and then I said "Wait.. We don't even work at the same place!" But he said "Sorry, there's nothing I can do. The higher-ups are pissed, and you're gonna lose your job." Suddenly he was like a big shooter with some company or another and they decided to fire me. So when I woke up I debated going to work at all, because I was so sure I had been fired. Instead I rolled in at 8:30 instead of 7. Listen to how lame I am. Do you like how this is all I have to talk about? Something interesting needs to happen and fast. Back to doing nothing I go... talk to you all later. :)
I overslept today, and it was only kind of an accident. I knew I'd be late and just rolled back over and pretended not to care. But then I had this dream that Dave called me and said "You're in big trouble, the bosses are talking about firing you." I said "But I need this job! I can't afford to not work!" and then I said "Wait.. We don't even work at the same place!" But he said "Sorry, there's nothing I can do. The higher-ups are pissed, and you're gonna lose your job." Suddenly he was like a big shooter with some company or another and they decided to fire me. So when I woke up I debated going to work at all, because I was so sure I had been fired. Instead I rolled in at 8:30 instead of 7. Listen to how lame I am. Do you like how this is all I have to talk about? Something interesting needs to happen and fast. Back to doing nothing I go... talk to you all later. :)