Anecdotes

[slyarchpenguin]

My roommate asked me today if I had a boyfriend. . . AHAHAHAHAH

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[retardedduckie]

There is a girl on campus I've been spending some time with... watch your back, wife....

[retardedduckie]

P.S. Better keep me interested this weekend when I make my monthly marital visit.

[slyarchpenguin]

p.s. this sounds so very, very wrong.

[retardedduckie]

BAHAHAA it does.

[slyarchpenguin]

little johnny, you have so much to learn about being married to me. you're not supposed to tell me about your liaisons. you're supposed to sneak around my back until ultimately i discover it under horrifying and humiliating circumstances and i'm left utterly crushed, heartbroken, and beyond repair.

i don't know who's been giving you your husband advice, but they're doing it all wrong.

[retardedduckie]

your mom.