stolen from MySpace (edited for LiveJournal)
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?" (do men REALLy think alot though?)
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Cereal is like pussy because a man will
eat it whether its wet or dry!
That being said, there is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to have SEX with you. (even if they are too shy to admit it)
So lets play the "gettin' laid " game.
The rules are simple... if you want or would have SEX with the person who posts this, CLICK ON "REPLY TO POSTER" with--(leave a comment)
"Yeah...I would do you " AND BE HONEST
Nobody will see it but the person who posted the bulletin. (yeah right...everyone will see this...LOL)
--the twist is you HAVE to re-post this as a new bulletin and see who replies to your post. label it "gettin laid..."
I guarantee you will be pleasantly surprised ...?
Do you have the balls to reply honestly?
I bet not...the hell with it being private who has the ball to tell me and everyone else....LOL
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?
a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u
better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Cereal is like pussy because a man will
eat it whether its wet or dry!
That being said, there is at least one person on your Myspace list that wants to have SEX with you. (even if they are too shy to admit it)
So lets play the "gettin' laid " game.
The rules are simple... if you want or would have SEX with the person who posts this, CLICK ON "REPLY TO POSTER" with--(leave a comment)
"Yeah...I would do you " AND BE HONEST
Nobody will see it but the person who posted the bulletin. (yeah right...everyone will see this...LOL)
--the twist is you HAVE to re-post this as a new bulletin and see who replies to your post. label it "gettin laid..."
I guarantee you will be pleasantly surprised ...?
Do you have the balls to reply honestly?
I bet not...the hell with it being private who has the ball to tell me and everyone else....LOL