Happy Holidays Everyone...
Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our Christmas Party. We were drinking champayne punch and home made eggnog. Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a mex-ican. We did'nt know what to think of him till he sang Feliz Navida, Feliz Navida. My brother Ken brought his kids with him. The three from his first wife Glynn. Than the two identical twins from his second wife Marabel. He also brought his third wife Kaye. Who talks all about "Aye, Aye". Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel, The first Noel. Here we go- Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on. Mix maragaritas when the eggnog's gone. Send somebody to the quick pack store, we need some ice and a exstention cord. A can of bean dip and some Diet Sprite. A box of tampons and some Marlbro Lights. Halleuia everybody say cheese, Merry Christmas from the family!!!! Thats a song from the Dixie Chicks and Roise O'Donnell- Merry Christmas From the Family. It sorta reminds me of my family but instead my sister brought a Jamaican home. The kids, well - shoot my borthers and sisters have a lot of them. My mom and dad do get drunk. Than we all play cards, mostly poker. Were so classy. I love the true meaning of family Christmas. lol. But honestly Christmas would'nt be the same. I love my family. I hope all of you have a great Christmas with yours. Yeah I can't believe Christmas is already here, even though some of us are like "please get it over with". haha. Than smack dap after that is New Years!! Mostly that means party, drink, and make out. Can't wait-OH YEAH. So have fun and get through it with good faith. And stuff your face and work off the pounds coming Spring Break. Merry Christmas Everyone!! -Bry