pooooo!!!!
Oh My....Lord!! What I wouldn't do to have a normal crap!!! This being constipated is for the birds man!! I'm sure you've all experienced it... you know when you push and push and push and it feels like you're giving birth to a baby hippo and all that comes out is a little kernel! AAACCKK!! I don't need to exercise, I just have to sit in the bathroom and wait for the teeny tinys to come out... Bah! Sorry for the TMI but .... blah!!
I'm complaining about shit... literally! So I must be feeling somewhat better :) So, now that you've had your chuckle, remember to eat your fiber or bran or whatever... having a pain free poop makes you a happy person!! :P~~
I'm complaining about shit... literally! So I must be feeling somewhat better :) So, now that you've had your chuckle, remember to eat your fiber or bran or whatever... having a pain free poop makes you a happy person!! :P~~