WHAT IS LOVE?
I AM SINGLE AND SEEKING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER
IVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE WELL ACTUALLY I KIND OF DID BUT SHE WAS UGLY AND SE ASKED ME OUT SO I SAID YES WELL ACTUALLY SHE DIDNT ASK ME OUT A FRIEND SET US UP BUT SHE WAS PART BRITISH I THINK BECAUSE SHE HAD BAD TEETH AND WAS FLAT
MY TURN-ONS INCLUDE SLUGS, LARGE PIECES OF SHEET METAL, FIRETRUCKS AND STEAMROLLERS, EXPENSIVE RUGS, LEATHER PURSES, BOOBS, VAGINAS, SOMETIMES PENISES BUT USALLY NOT DONT WORRY IM NOT GAY, HERMAPHRODITES, SLIMY THINGS, EELS, POKEMON, MEGAMAN, YUGIOH, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, AND DUEL MASTERS
I ALSO LIKE MASTURBATING, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC, AND I PICK MY NOSE AND SOMETIMES EAT IT BUT I AM NOT ASHAMED OF IT
I ALSO HAVE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME BUT I TAKE PILLS DONT WORRY
I HAVE 5 DIFFERENT FOOD ALLERGIES
IM ALSO A PIRATE AND A POWER RANGER AND A NINJA AND A ROBOT AND IF YOU CANT RESPECT THAT THEN GO AWAY
I ALSO CAN RUN REALLY FAST BECAUSE I HAVE SUPER SPECIAL SNEAKERS THAT MY DEAD GRANDPA MADE FOR ME
I AM LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO LIKES AT LEAST 10 OF THESE THINGS AND HAS BOOBS AND A VAGINA AND IS WILLING TO MAKE A LONG TERM COMMITMENT AND HAVE AN INTIMATE AND POSSIBLY SEXUALLY ACTIVE RELATIONSHIP
POST HERE OR IM ME IF YOU WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND
I ALSO HATE CHILDREN
IVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE WELL ACTUALLY I KIND OF DID BUT SHE WAS UGLY AND SE ASKED ME OUT SO I SAID YES WELL ACTUALLY SHE DIDNT ASK ME OUT A FRIEND SET US UP BUT SHE WAS PART BRITISH I THINK BECAUSE SHE HAD BAD TEETH AND WAS FLAT
MY TURN-ONS INCLUDE SLUGS, LARGE PIECES OF SHEET METAL, FIRETRUCKS AND STEAMROLLERS, EXPENSIVE RUGS, LEATHER PURSES, BOOBS, VAGINAS, SOMETIMES PENISES BUT USALLY NOT DONT WORRY IM NOT GAY, HERMAPHRODITES, SLIMY THINGS, EELS, POKEMON, MEGAMAN, YUGIOH, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, AND DUEL MASTERS
I ALSO LIKE MASTURBATING, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC, AND I PICK MY NOSE AND SOMETIMES EAT IT BUT I AM NOT ASHAMED OF IT
I ALSO HAVE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME BUT I TAKE PILLS DONT WORRY
I HAVE 5 DIFFERENT FOOD ALLERGIES
IM ALSO A PIRATE AND A POWER RANGER AND A NINJA AND A ROBOT AND IF YOU CANT RESPECT THAT THEN GO AWAY
I ALSO CAN RUN REALLY FAST BECAUSE I HAVE SUPER SPECIAL SNEAKERS THAT MY DEAD GRANDPA MADE FOR ME
I AM LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO LIKES AT LEAST 10 OF THESE THINGS AND HAS BOOBS AND A VAGINA AND IS WILLING TO MAKE A LONG TERM COMMITMENT AND HAVE AN INTIMATE AND POSSIBLY SEXUALLY ACTIVE RELATIONSHIP
POST HERE OR IM ME IF YOU WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND
I ALSO HATE CHILDREN