Feb 28, 2011 11:24
There are two things important about today.
First, it's Brooke's birthday. Brooke is a month older than Rachel. Which makes her old. Which is awesome because it also means Brooke will turn thirty before Rachel does. She's pretty sure she already sees wrinkles around Brooke's eyes, but she's not going to say anything. It's her birthday after all.
Second, Rachel's come to the realization that they've both turned into old, boring farts. They're both sleeping with one dude (not the same dude. God no) and they wake up and go to school or sew or whatever Brooke does and go to work and come home to their men. It's time to shake things up.
So Rachel's on her way to Brooke's with a plan. She's packed all the essentials (moonshine and cookies) and put on a normal looking t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers. They're going on an adventure and they're going to have fun and Rachel's totally doing so much better than last year when she basically forgot Brooke's birthday, entirely. She's going to show her an awesome time.
She just has to get her out of her tree.
"Hey! Brooke Davis, you old whore. Come down here!"