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[sluttyforcats]

as seen on my AIM pop-up news screen:

"

Breaking News: 52 Convicted of Baby Trafficking
• Paris Hilton Dumps Nick Carter
• Bin Laden Suicide Virus Hits Web

"

... need i say more?

Comments

[_sheselectric]

OH MY GOD I KNOW

i just saw the same stuff and i was like whaaat.
& really the only thing i care about is paris hilton dumping nick anyways. psh.

[skankindugs]

PARIS DUMPED NICK?!?! THAT HUSSY!

[ruffles]

our lady is finally back on the market.

[ruffles]

and obviously it is VERY newsworthy.

[latent_loves]