maximum lotr potential.
kim: America isn't Christland and the Bible shouldn't matter, in my opinion that's like using Lord of the Rings to decide peoples rights. Church vs. State. You can drive-thru and get married, 50% of Americans get divorced, its no longer sparkly and magical.
mimi: anyway according to tolkien we'd have a whole new system of getting married.
mimi: O SHIT U GAVE ME A RING.
mimi: O SHIT.
mimi: GODDAMMIT.
kim: NOW I HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO MORDOR AND DESTROY IT.
kim: I DON'T EVEN OWN A PRIUS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GAS IS RIGHT NOW?
mimi: IT'S GODDAMN ORC SEASON AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY CROSSBOWS.
mimi: YOU'RE A SHITTY BOYFRIEND.
mimi: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MARRY IN MORDOR.
kim: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE THEIR FIRST DANCE IN MORDOR.
mimi: YOU BETTER MAKE IT UP TO ME BY TAKING ME SHOPPING AT THE GAP OF ROHAN
mimi: anyway according to tolkien we'd have a whole new system of getting married.
mimi: O SHIT U GAVE ME A RING.
mimi: O SHIT.
mimi: GODDAMMIT.
kim: NOW I HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO MORDOR AND DESTROY IT.
kim: I DON'T EVEN OWN A PRIUS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GAS IS RIGHT NOW?
mimi: IT'S GODDAMN ORC SEASON AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY CROSSBOWS.
mimi: YOU'RE A SHITTY BOYFRIEND.
mimi: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MARRY IN MORDOR.
kim: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE THEIR FIRST DANCE IN MORDOR.
mimi: YOU BETTER MAKE IT UP TO ME BY TAKING ME SHOPPING AT THE GAP OF ROHAN