http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/?utm_source=active_promotion&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=facebook_post By the time it was over, I almost wished I could've aborted twins and gotten to stay a little longer."
"I told my boyfriend we had to have sex again that very night," Kolrath added. "I really want to come back over Labor Day."
*Pees self*** :D