Florence Nightingale+PFLAG=My life
Odie420 got out of the hospital last night and he's recuperating under my stringent nursing care and shacking up at my apartment for awhile.
We are sooo "Will & Grace" but less yuppiesh, less dramatic and way better looking. I boss him around a bunch and he says "Yes Mom" each time. He's the best gay son I never had. I think I'll keep him, since he didn't even give me stretchmarks or labor pains.
I came home from lunch break today to discover that he had folded my laundry for me (including my lingerie).
Odie's lovely post surgical scar is the reason why I will kill every insect or spider that ever crosses my path.(He got bitten on the neck by something of unknown origin and had to have a chunk of his neck removed.)My apologies to all of you Buddhists and reincarnation buffs but all winged thingies and eight legged creatures will die in my presence from this moment on...
Staphylococcus Aureus is a mean dirty bitch. Wash your hands and all your crinkley parts kiddos.
We are sooo "Will & Grace" but less yuppiesh, less dramatic and way better looking. I boss him around a bunch and he says "Yes Mom" each time. He's the best gay son I never had. I think I'll keep him, since he didn't even give me stretchmarks or labor pains.
I came home from lunch break today to discover that he had folded my laundry for me (including my lingerie).
Odie's lovely post surgical scar is the reason why I will kill every insect or spider that ever crosses my path.(He got bitten on the neck by something of unknown origin and had to have a chunk of his neck removed.)My apologies to all of you Buddhists and reincarnation buffs but all winged thingies and eight legged creatures will die in my presence from this moment on...
Staphylococcus Aureus is a mean dirty bitch. Wash your hands and all your crinkley parts kiddos.