My week thus far=
Stolen from Slo Ro Pete :
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
SlutfishosisCause:spaceborne bacteriaSymptoms:back pain, liver pain, acidic bloodCure:eat more oranges
My new assistant quit the day of orientation.
My clinic is now without a nurse, a back up tech and a receptionist. Now I get to do all three plus my regular job.
I suppose I am lucky to be raking in the motherfucking overtime. $$$
Brittni became the water girl for the 6 man football team at her new school in the boonies. She swears its not because she wants to flirt with boys. She just really loves the game.*gag* We are still thinking about having her fallopian tubes tied and her labia sewn shut just incase....
My friend *Timothy* confided in me that he sleeps in a pink bedroom. (Pastel pink carpet, drapes, walls, the works.)To top it all off his bedspread is a floral print. He's not even gay. I don't care he's still my favorite acoustical guitarist in Chicago.
My friend *Jennifer* is writing letters and sending money to an inmate in California after watching a documentary on him. I don't think that I'd be sending my hard earned money to any prisoner unless ofcourse I received conjugal visits in return.
My *cousin from Argentina* confided in me this week that he mistakenly referred to fruit cocktail as "fruit cottontail" until he was 17 or 18 years old. Yeah we are totally going to have him removed from our family now.
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
SlutfishosisCause:spaceborne bacteriaSymptoms:back pain, liver pain, acidic bloodCure:eat more oranges
My new assistant quit the day of orientation.
My clinic is now without a nurse, a back up tech and a receptionist. Now I get to do all three plus my regular job.
I suppose I am lucky to be raking in the motherfucking overtime. $$$
Brittni became the water girl for the 6 man football team at her new school in the boonies. She swears its not because she wants to flirt with boys. She just really loves the game.*gag* We are still thinking about having her fallopian tubes tied and her labia sewn shut just incase....
My friend *Timothy* confided in me that he sleeps in a pink bedroom. (Pastel pink carpet, drapes, walls, the works.)To top it all off his bedspread is a floral print. He's not even gay. I don't care he's still my favorite acoustical guitarist in Chicago.
My friend *Jennifer* is writing letters and sending money to an inmate in California after watching a documentary on him. I don't think that I'd be sending my hard earned money to any prisoner unless ofcourse I received conjugal visits in return.
My *cousin from Argentina* confided in me this week that he mistakenly referred to fruit cocktail as "fruit cottontail" until he was 17 or 18 years old. Yeah we are totally going to have him removed from our family now.