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Bernadette's Rejected Horoscope:
You will get chased by street hoodlums for 14 miles because they wanted to know where you got your jeans
'What is your rejected horoscope?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
The Simpsons Personality Test