cult lacey!! whos joining?

[slut_nugget]

i just got the most awesome piece of spam ever. im pretty sure it was an invitation to join a cult. but first i would have to buy instructions to set one up in "my area." i would like to point out this this was also mentioned as a money making venture.

im doing it!!!

(the second greatest email ever would have been the pills to thicken your jizz. the testimonials were really gross though...)