Dear Ex-Roommate:
1. You moved out nearly two weeks ago and left a TON of your stuff with me, some of which ccharlotte and I already threw out.
2. I went through the effort of calling a junk removal service and setting up an appointment to get an estimate so that YOUR stuff can be taken away, called to let you know how much it would cost, and agreed to let you take them out yourself because you didn't want to pay.
3. You texted at 8pm today after agreeing to come over after 6pm to tell me you fell asleep and would be here in 20 minutes,
4. although you arrived in 40,
5. and then you promptly spend the next 20 minutes CHATTING WITH A FRIEND ON YOUR PHONE?
*BAFFLED FOREVER*,
me
2. I went through the effort of calling a junk removal service and setting up an appointment to get an estimate so that YOUR stuff can be taken away, called to let you know how much it would cost, and agreed to let you take them out yourself because you didn't want to pay.
3. You texted at 8pm today after agreeing to come over after 6pm to tell me you fell asleep and would be here in 20 minutes,
4. although you arrived in 40,
5. and then you promptly spend the next 20 minutes CHATTING WITH A FRIEND ON YOUR PHONE?
*BAFFLED FOREVER*,
me