I could not decide who my next post should be about, but I finally conceded this: it does not feel right to NOT post about Patrick Sharp and Adam Burish right after each other. (I was gonna put them in one post together, but yeah, Patrick kind of kneed his way into a post all his own, bad pun intended-- speaking of which, he's only possibly out for about 3-4 weeks! \o/ Hopefully, at least. :|)
This post is all about the lulz, folks. It really is.
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I am going to put the rest under the cut, but. Uh. Guys? Adam Burish and Patrick Sharp? Are roommates. And no, I am NOT making that sound better than it is. Because this video. This video. I CANNOT EVEN MAKE THIS UP.
adam BURISH
>> Wears Jersey Number 37
>> Played for Wisconsin in college hockey and was team captain when they won the championship against Boston College for the NCAA sometime in 2006
ladies' MAN
>> Is considered unanimously by the team to be
a ladies' man (though, LOL @ Wiz and Fraser, wtf, long flowing hair?? And wait til the end because WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON, TOEWS???)
>> WTF I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS ASSISTANT CAPTAIN EVER. LOLOLOL. This is hilarious because it's Adam BURISH.
lover and FIGHTER?
>> His role in the team
>> is basically
>> to
fight. (well, okay, that wasn't a fighting video, it was him mic'd up for a home game, but LOL he was 'trash-talking' an old player and called him dinosaur to his face.)
>> Hell, it's even his
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>> LOL, even though Wiz thinks Burish isn't very good at it. :P (Fast-forward to 1:40) Damn I love Wiz. I really do. Wait, this is a Burish post. :|
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>> Except Wiz and Burish are loltastic together
>> And
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT EAR TICKLE sometimes SCORER
>> Adam Burish isn't really known as a scorer on the team, and apparently they tease him about it, but this season he was kinda awesome, relatively speaking, and he's scored a career high 5 goals so far.
>> As you can see in the photo, he gets very very pleased about it. ♥
team PRANKSTER
>> He and Patrick Sharp are basically partners in crime, especially when they decide to pick on Toews and Kane, the poor kids
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>> These guys are unstoppable, lmao
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>> omgzzzz, the plot thickens!
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>> Whatever will they come up with next? idefk. *facepalms*