In what is perhaps my most completely random LJ entry ever...
I am giving away this shirt to one person on my flist.
It is from 200 Nipples, a site that sells only 100 designs of a shirt ever (and prices them each from $1 to $100-- I got this for $26), and as their description goes:
This is for the people who think, “It’s my own spit in that ocean, dammit, and if you don’t vote, you don’t get to complain. I’m headed for the polls!”
Yes, it is free. Yes, it is random. Yes, I'm shipping it for free, too. No, I wasn't asked to do this by anyone else. It's a slow day in the office, I got bored. And yes, there are strings attached:
- You must comment with an election-themed haiku;
- You should be female (as the shirt has been ordered for the female figure);
- Keep in mind the shirt was bought in size medium;
- You've got to be an American citizen (unless there's a way you can spin this so it's ironic that you're wearing a shirt despite not being American);
- You should have actually voted for this election (and prove it, too, unless you're the ironic non-American)
This shirt ships out on November 12, so I'll leave this post open for whoever wants to comment til then.