NEW PLACE
SLUG HAS MOVED. NOT IN CYBER SPACE BUT IN REAL LIFE. SLUG DOESN'T LIVE IN BOSTON ANYMORE. SLUG LIVES SOMEWHERE (?) ELSE BUT IT'S MORE LIKE WHERE SLUG WAS BORN IN MAINE. THERE ARE REGULAR HOUSES AND LOTS OF TREES AND A LARGE BACK YARD. GUESS WHAT!? SLUG GETS TO GO OUTSIDE AGAIN! I'M A HAPPY SLUG! THE NEW PLACE HAS MORE WINDOWS TO HANG OUT IN AND ISN'T AS MISERABLE AS THE OTHER APARTMENT. THERE'S BIRDS OUTSIDE AND I HEAR BUGS AT NIGHT. IT ISN'T NOISY EITHER EXCEPT FOR THE GOOD STUFF. THE MONKEYS EVEN KEEP THE PLACE CLEAN! BEST OF ALL THEY GOT RID OF 5 OF THOSE LITTLE NASTY KITTENS! THEY GOT NEW HOMES NOW. SO IT'S JUST SLUG, TAPPY (GRRRR...), WINCIE, RICHIE, BABY BOY AND ROO NOW. OH, AND THE MONKEYS.
GET THIS THOUGH, THE BOY MONKEY -- THE ONE THAT WAS GOING TO BECOME A MANIAC DOCTOR AND GIVE TERRIBLE BUTCHER SURGERIES IS NOW GOING TO BE A SCHOOL TEACHER. THE MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BE TEACHING SOME STUFF TO LITTLE MONKEY HUMANS! ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE? HE'S GONNA GET FIRED WHEN HE TRIES TO OPERATE ON THEM AND THEN LITTLE SLUG WON'T GET FED. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS SO GREAT.
WHAT IS GREAT THOUGH IS THAT THE MONKEY LETS ME OUT SOMETIMES AND SLUG GETS TO WANDER AROUND OUTDOORS WITHOUT THE OTHER CATS BOTHERING ME. IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW. EXCEPT THE PSYCHO OWNERS.
GET THIS THOUGH, THE BOY MONKEY -- THE ONE THAT WAS GOING TO BECOME A MANIAC DOCTOR AND GIVE TERRIBLE BUTCHER SURGERIES IS NOW GOING TO BE A SCHOOL TEACHER. THE MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BE TEACHING SOME STUFF TO LITTLE MONKEY HUMANS! ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE? HE'S GONNA GET FIRED WHEN HE TRIES TO OPERATE ON THEM AND THEN LITTLE SLUG WON'T GET FED. THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS SO GREAT.
WHAT IS GREAT THOUGH IS THAT THE MONKEY LETS ME OUT SOMETIMES AND SLUG GETS TO WANDER AROUND OUTDOORS WITHOUT THE OTHER CATS BOTHERING ME. IT'S MUCH BETTER NOW. EXCEPT THE PSYCHO OWNERS.