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THIS IS MY NEW JOURNAL ON MY COMPUTER. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME, I'M SLUGWORTHLESS DUMB CAT, PROUD OWNER OF TWO LOUSY HUMANS, I CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. THEY HAVE LAME LIVE JOURNALS WHICH I WILL POST LATER. THEY'RE NOT WORTH POSTING NOW BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS AND YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED.
I WRITE WITH ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M ANGRY. I ALSO HATE ALL MUSIC, ESPECIALLY CRAPPY STUFF LIKE MF DOOM AND THE REST THAT THAT MORON HUMAN PLAYS.
MY BRAIN IS COMPLEX AND MADE OF QUALITY, GRADE-A MATERIAL. DON'T BOTHER ME WITH YOUR SENSELESS CHATTER. I IGNORE IT. I AM ANGRY AND LIKE TO TAKE MY AGGRESSION OUT ON MICE. I ONCE CAUGHT 100,000 MICE IN 10 SECONDS AND KILLED THEM ALL. I ALSO ONCE CAUGHT 3 LIONS IN ONE DAY AND ATE THEM COMPLETELY. ALSO, A GIRAFFE AND A SHARK AND A 30 FT SNAKE ALL IN ONE DAY. I AM A SUPERIOR HUNTER.
I ENJOY EATING BITS OF CHEESE AND CHICKEN. WELCOME TO MY JOURNAL.
I WRITE WITH ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M ANGRY. I ALSO HATE ALL MUSIC, ESPECIALLY CRAPPY STUFF LIKE MF DOOM AND THE REST THAT THAT MORON HUMAN PLAYS.
MY BRAIN IS COMPLEX AND MADE OF QUALITY, GRADE-A MATERIAL. DON'T BOTHER ME WITH YOUR SENSELESS CHATTER. I IGNORE IT. I AM ANGRY AND LIKE TO TAKE MY AGGRESSION OUT ON MICE. I ONCE CAUGHT 100,000 MICE IN 10 SECONDS AND KILLED THEM ALL. I ALSO ONCE CAUGHT 3 LIONS IN ONE DAY AND ATE THEM COMPLETELY. ALSO, A GIRAFFE AND A SHARK AND A 30 FT SNAKE ALL IN ONE DAY. I AM A SUPERIOR HUNTER.
I ENJOY EATING BITS OF CHEESE AND CHICKEN. WELCOME TO MY JOURNAL.