HELL ON EARTH
THE LARGER MONKEY PUTS MY FOOD IN SUCH A WAY THAT I HAVE TO STAND NEXT TO ONE OF THE LITTLER CATS (WITH LITTLER BRAINS) WHEN I EAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM? DOESN'T HE KNOW THOSE LITTLE CATS SMELL, AND HAVE BAD FUCKING BREATH. SOME OF THEM PUT THEIR NOSES NEAR MY FUCKING FOOD AND TRY TO GET A TASTE. IF I TRY TO WACK THEM, I GET IN TROUBLE WITH ONE OF THE MONKEYS. NO FAIR! I HAVE NOBODY TO BEAT ON AND MY LIFE IS OVER.