STINK-ASSED CATS
THE STINK-ASSED CATS ARE REALLY STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES. I'M SITTING THERE, LOOKING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW WHEN BANG, THE TAPPY-MORON JUMPS UP TO SNIFF ME OR SOMETHING. ::POW:: I BOP HIM ON THE HEAD AND RUN AWAY. FUCK HIM. THERE ARE THREE OF THEM IN ADDITION TO THE TWO MONKEYS. THOUGH, THE MEAN MONKEY DOES LET ME SIT ON HIS LAP.