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(The follwing entry was written by marc about me)
i guess it's been about a month or so since i've posted. and well i know that everyone cares so deeply about what has happened to me. so here goes. my life:
-Well I've found a man and boy howdie is he a hottie. he rocks the diesel jeans and the band t-shirt and he has a jedi tatt on his back. p.s. his name is benjamin franklin. no joke.
-so yeah, i am cut off from the world. my cell phone crapped out and can't take incoming calls (especially from cool-ass marc) ALSO, my laptop bit the dust and now i'm just completely fucked. every time i look at it, i get a little teary eyes
- :-D oh and horatio also had a horrible accident he was just sitting on my bed minding his own business when nick came up and tried to forcefeed him oatmeal, (and we all know that gorillas don't like oatmeal) anyway, his fucking banana popped off!!!!!!!! but that's not the worst part..the next day at our monthly floor s'mores and nick just grabbed poor little horatio and his arm popped off!!!! it was horrible, his filling was falling everywhere and his eyes got dull and glassy(ier). but dont worry because i gave nick a thorough trashing like always. so now me and keltown are thinking of getting a little potbellied pig to keep in 308 baird to replace horatio and name her lupe.
-um so i went shopping with marc yesterday and we checked out the hot diesel boy. man was he hot and he wiggled his hips when he walked due to the severe tightness of and in his pants. i bought a hawt silk clutch purse (to be later spilled on at the castle by my milkshake i mean mudslide i mean white russian). and the one i made for marc made him so drunk off of only that one drink.
-so kelly is on her new diet. so now she's a huge bitch because she can't have sugar. and she gave me and ben franklin bronchitis but i still have sex with her every night. after the naked pillow fights.
-i was really fucked up this weekend.
PS MARC IS THE SHIZZIT
i guess it's been about a month or so since i've posted. and well i know that everyone cares so deeply about what has happened to me. so here goes. my life:
-Well I've found a man and boy howdie is he a hottie. he rocks the diesel jeans and the band t-shirt and he has a jedi tatt on his back. p.s. his name is benjamin franklin. no joke.
-so yeah, i am cut off from the world. my cell phone crapped out and can't take incoming calls (especially from cool-ass marc) ALSO, my laptop bit the dust and now i'm just completely fucked. every time i look at it, i get a little teary eyes
- :-D oh and horatio also had a horrible accident he was just sitting on my bed minding his own business when nick came up and tried to forcefeed him oatmeal, (and we all know that gorillas don't like oatmeal) anyway, his fucking banana popped off!!!!!!!! but that's not the worst part..the next day at our monthly floor s'mores and nick just grabbed poor little horatio and his arm popped off!!!! it was horrible, his filling was falling everywhere and his eyes got dull and glassy(ier). but dont worry because i gave nick a thorough trashing like always. so now me and keltown are thinking of getting a little potbellied pig to keep in 308 baird to replace horatio and name her lupe.
-um so i went shopping with marc yesterday and we checked out the hot diesel boy. man was he hot and he wiggled his hips when he walked due to the severe tightness of and in his pants. i bought a hawt silk clutch purse (to be later spilled on at the castle by my milkshake i mean mudslide i mean white russian). and the one i made for marc made him so drunk off of only that one drink.
-so kelly is on her new diet. so now she's a huge bitch because she can't have sugar. and she gave me and ben franklin bronchitis but i still have sex with her every night. after the naked pillow fights.
-i was really fucked up this weekend.
PS MARC IS THE SHIZZIT