a christmas bedtime story for all the little kiddies out there.
from ravlin22:
alright so he's with this girl in his basement and they start to hook up, before he knows it she asks him to enter the buttie (in different terms)
so he's railing this slut from the back hardcore. anyways...suddenly the girls dad starts coming down stairs. so they're like oh fuck what are we going to do, and he pulls out really quick, when she wasn't expecting it and since he was hitting it like a champ, the anal cavity was relaxed and she proceeds to take a huge dump in the middle of the floor
wait wait there's more
it gets better
so the dad is at the bottom of the stairs knocking on the door and they're like wtf you just shit on the floor. what are we going to do? so they cover it w/ a blanket just as the dad comes in the door. he talks to them for like five min. and then says what the hell is that smell. the guy looks are around awkwardly adn says....ummm....the dog took a dump on the carpet. the dad looks puzzled then gets fucking pissed...and says.."I WILL KILL THAT GOD DAMN ANIMAL." he proceeds to go upstairs and actually beat the dog to death!!
then later we discussed our dreams for the night:
ravlin22: sweet dreams and merry christmas
QTkelly185: i'll dream of ashley
ravlin22: I'll dream of taking it up the buttie
sluddy claudia: ahh. i'll dream of kelly too
ravlin22: ...and then when my dream is at its climax, the bitch will take a dump
ravlin22: and I will beat the fuck out of her, punch her face, and the peace out to open gifts
nicholas is full of the christmas spirit.
alright so he's with this girl in his basement and they start to hook up, before he knows it she asks him to enter the buttie (in different terms)
so he's railing this slut from the back hardcore. anyways...suddenly the girls dad starts coming down stairs. so they're like oh fuck what are we going to do, and he pulls out really quick, when she wasn't expecting it and since he was hitting it like a champ, the anal cavity was relaxed and she proceeds to take a huge dump in the middle of the floor
wait wait there's more
it gets better
so the dad is at the bottom of the stairs knocking on the door and they're like wtf you just shit on the floor. what are we going to do? so they cover it w/ a blanket just as the dad comes in the door. he talks to them for like five min. and then says what the hell is that smell. the guy looks are around awkwardly adn says....ummm....the dog took a dump on the carpet. the dad looks puzzled then gets fucking pissed...and says.."I WILL KILL THAT GOD DAMN ANIMAL." he proceeds to go upstairs and actually beat the dog to death!!
then later we discussed our dreams for the night:
ravlin22: sweet dreams and merry christmas
QTkelly185: i'll dream of ashley
ravlin22: I'll dream of taking it up the buttie
sluddy claudia: ahh. i'll dream of kelly too
ravlin22: ...and then when my dream is at its climax, the bitch will take a dump
ravlin22: and I will beat the fuck out of her, punch her face, and the peace out to open gifts
nicholas is full of the christmas spirit.