Thoughts from the Jelly State
Just a quick and dirty update, 'cuz I know you like it like that:
a.) Spent Monday through Friday in Kentucky training for COSI's AG show. My first show was a little more rough than I would have liked thanks to a remote controlled horse, but I kept going and had some bright points. I'll spend this week further memorizing the cues and becoming acclimated to the slight differences between the KY and OH shows.
That being said, I've gotta agree with Barnes and say that I'm really not enjoying the current COW season. Training week just made me fully aware that I am not a theatrical person, nor will I ever be or want to be. My forte with children is working with them in a one-on-one capacity... i.e. the exact opposite of what COWs do.
Either way, spending time with Krista and Matteeee was quite fun. Highlights of the trip include the following:
--Krista asking Mattee and I to explain what "teabagging" was
--Getting a text message with perfect timing.
--Finding Ale81 to drink
--The BiPolarness kicking my ass on Wednesday evening/Thursday morning
--A completely amazing meal at a Shaker Village. Best Ham I've ever eaten.
--Krista trying to watch A serious newscast and Mattee and I making Rectum comments
--Little Richard providing us with a running gag for the rest of the trip
--Watching Real Sex on Thursday evening. The freak du jour? Octogenarian masturbation clubs *shudder*
--And a romp around Kentucky to find a printer cartridge for the Picture of a Healthy Me printer; a romp that landed us in Frankfurt and culminated at an Italian restaurant where our waitress was a super nice blonde formerly from Dayton. If nothing else, it was really nice to have a piece of ass er, home serving us. We left her a BIG tip (like 25%), and I slipped her my number... not because I thought she was cute or want her to call... but simply because I wanted to cross it off my list of things to do before I die. Sadly, this action led Krista to call me "The Slut" for the rest of our trip.
b.) I'm a muh-fugging trendsetter on MySpace. I start screening my comments to make sure that people aren't leaving non-sensical crap on my page and all of the sudden... 5 of my friends are doing the same thing.
c.) I got a text message from some girl named Ang saying she has a new number. I have no idea who the H this is... so uh FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL 262-573-8789. Ask for Angie.
*EDIT* --> Ang is apparently my Cousin from Wisconsin. You can call her if you so desire, but I can't garauntee a good time.
O-H..) I'm not a fanatical Ohio State fan, so sue me. I enjoy some Buckeye football from time to time, but yelling O-H every 10th breath of air you take just makes me want to punch you in the face. Ya know what game I'm looking forward to watch? Notre Dame v. Ga Tech. Cuz I HATE Notre Dame and I think Tech has a decent chance to knock them off behind a stingy defense and a badass named Calvin Johnson.
d.) Aside from Rent, Last 5 Years, and Avenue Q... If I never hear a song from another musical again... it'll be too soon
a.) Spent Monday through Friday in Kentucky training for COSI's AG show. My first show was a little more rough than I would have liked thanks to a remote controlled horse, but I kept going and had some bright points. I'll spend this week further memorizing the cues and becoming acclimated to the slight differences between the KY and OH shows.
That being said, I've gotta agree with Barnes and say that I'm really not enjoying the current COW season. Training week just made me fully aware that I am not a theatrical person, nor will I ever be or want to be. My forte with children is working with them in a one-on-one capacity... i.e. the exact opposite of what COWs do.
Either way, spending time with Krista and Matteeee was quite fun. Highlights of the trip include the following:
--Krista asking Mattee and I to explain what "teabagging" was
--Getting a text message with perfect timing.
--Finding Ale81 to drink
--The BiPolarness kicking my ass on Wednesday evening/Thursday morning
--A completely amazing meal at a Shaker Village. Best Ham I've ever eaten.
--Krista trying to watch A serious newscast and Mattee and I making Rectum comments
--Little Richard providing us with a running gag for the rest of the trip
--Watching Real Sex on Thursday evening. The freak du jour? Octogenarian masturbation clubs *shudder*
--And a romp around Kentucky to find a printer cartridge for the Picture of a Healthy Me printer; a romp that landed us in Frankfurt and culminated at an Italian restaurant where our waitress was a super nice blonde formerly from Dayton. If nothing else, it was really nice to have a piece of ass er, home serving us. We left her a BIG tip (like 25%), and I slipped her my number... not because I thought she was cute or want her to call... but simply because I wanted to cross it off my list of things to do before I die. Sadly, this action led Krista to call me "The Slut" for the rest of our trip.
b.) I'm a muh-fugging trendsetter on MySpace. I start screening my comments to make sure that people aren't leaving non-sensical crap on my page and all of the sudden... 5 of my friends are doing the same thing.
c.) I got a text message from some girl named Ang saying she has a new number. I have no idea who the H this is... so uh FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL 262-573-8789. Ask for Angie.
*EDIT* --> Ang is apparently my Cousin from Wisconsin. You can call her if you so desire, but I can't garauntee a good time.
O-H..) I'm not a fanatical Ohio State fan, so sue me. I enjoy some Buckeye football from time to time, but yelling O-H every 10th breath of air you take just makes me want to punch you in the face. Ya know what game I'm looking forward to watch? Notre Dame v. Ga Tech. Cuz I HATE Notre Dame and I think Tech has a decent chance to knock them off behind a stingy defense and a badass named Calvin Johnson.
d.) Aside from Rent, Last 5 Years, and Avenue Q... If I never hear a song from another musical again... it'll be too soon