MANLINESS MEME

Aug 16, 2011 11:26



HOW MANLY IS YOUR CHARACTER?
1. Has been laid.:

2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):

3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:

4. Is stoic about grievances.:

5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):

6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:

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mercenarywolf August 16 2011, 01:49:26 UTC
1. Has been laid.: Nah.

2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yup.

3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Maybe?

4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yeah.

5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): On a daily basis.

6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.

7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Absolutely.

8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yup!

9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yeah, I'd say he doesn't.

10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope. All body parts accounted for.

11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Biiig mech-shooting guns.

12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Probably.

13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Not really. He tends to play fair enough.

14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Yes.

15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: I imagine so.

16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yeeeup.

17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Probably have a good shot.

18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Giant mech. :3

19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Probably, although he'd hate to try it.

20. Do you like steak?: STEAK.

BONUS QUESTIONS:
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yeah, with a booster?

2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yeah, with his mech.

3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: He can withstand lots of G-Forces?

4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Using smoke screens and optic camouflage.

FINAL SCORE: 17/20 A fair score, really.

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