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My "Ideal Guy"
(this will be hard, because in reality i will accept almost anything in most of these categories. i am going to be very specific here though. IDEAL. as in, BAM!)
1) HAIR? Brown
2) EYE COLOR? Light blue, oy vey
3) HEIGHT? six feet or more
4) SIX PACK? not necessary, but hey, i wont complain
5) LONG OR SHORT HAIR? doesn't really matter, but i like wavy or curly hair
6) GLASSES? if he looks hot with them, sure
7) PIERCING? yeah, maybe a lip ring or some gauges or something... but i dont want a guy with freaky stuff, like nipples or worse
8) SCARS? this is an odd question. he should have scars. don't most people? i don't want some bubble boy who's never been hurt before.
9) EYEBROWS ? i dont care, but he better not be a girl about them. be a man, put those tweezers away.
10) BIG BUTT OR LITTLE ? its a fact, i have NEVER in my life kissed a boy who did not have substantial junk in the trunk.
11) STRAIGHT TEETH OR GAP ? they dont need to be perfect, but i dont want him looking like he's from middleburg
12) FUNNY OR SERIOUS ? he better be effing hilarious... then again, i'm easy to please b/c i find everything to be funny
13) PARTY OR STAY AT HOME ? i want a chill guy, but he should at least go to some parties with me if i ask him to. no crazy stupid ass frat boys though.
14) SHOULD HE BAKE OR COOK? he MUST be able to cook. he doesnt need to be a world class chef or anything, but he must have better cooking skills than me. which isnt saying much at all.
15) SHOULD HE HAVE A BEST FRIEND ? everyone should have a best friend
16) SHOULD HE HAVE A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS ? thats supposed to be separated, right? he can have girl friends, but not MOSTLY girl friends. be a man, i say.
17) OUTGOING OR SHY ? shyish
18) SARCASTIC OR SINCERE ? wait, i have to choose? i dont understand this question. he should be sincere but sarcasm is funny...?
19) SHOULD HE LOVE HIS MOTHER? he doesn't need to be a momma's boy, in fact thats kind of a turn off, but he better love his mom and give her the respect all mothers deserve.
20) SHOULD HE WATCH CHICK FLICKS? i'd be a little worried if he watched them willingly or alone, but he better watch them with me if i want him to.
21) WOULD HE BE A SMOKER? no ew sick, i dont kiss ashtrays!
22) WOULD HE DRINK ? i dont care. he can, but i dont want a drunk. and he better not mind if i wanna get tipsy on occasion.
23) WOULD HE SWEAR ? i think most guys do. if he doesn't, i dont care, but he better not mind that i curse like a sailor sometimes. its a pirate thing.
24) WOULD HE PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR ? yessssssssssssssss
25) ONE OR MORE GIRLS AT A TIME ? i will be enough to satisfy him
26) WOULD HE PAY FOR DATES ? yeah, i'm poor and in need of a sugar daddy
27) DOES HE KISS ON THE FIRST DATE? it depends on the situation. if he's been my friend forever and then we go on a date, then yes. but if i've just met him, then no. unless i jump his bones...then he should reciprocate.
28) WHERE WOULD YOU GO TO DINNER ? mcdonalds... taco bell... i dont care, i'm low maintenance. something tasty that he pays for?
29) WOULD HE BRING YOU FLOWERS? yes. for special occasions and for randomness. he must. and in case he's reading this now, i prefer daisies over roses, thank you.
30) WOULD HE LAY UNDER THE STARS WITH YOU? yeah, we'll take random trips to the beach at night.... <3
31) WOULD HE WRITE POETRY ABOUT YOU ? hmmm. i guess so. i dont really care.
32) WOULD HE CALL YOU HUNNY, SWEETIE, or BABY? sweetie :)
33) WOULD HE HANG OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ? sometimes yes
34) WOULD YOU HANG OUT WITH HIM AND HIS FRIENDS? yes, i hope they like me. wait, this is my ideal guy. his friends think i'm AWESOME.
35) WILL HE WALK YOU TO THE DOOR AT THE END? at the end of what? is this a movie? if you mean at the end of the night, then the answer is yes. my ideal guy does not drop me and run.
36) HOLDING HANDS? yes. a lot. mmmmmm. <3
37) SOCCER ? what kind of question is this?
38) BASEBALL ? i dont understand these one word sports questions.
39) BASKETBALL ? WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME?
40) FOOTBALL ? ok well if you want to know if my ideal guy likes or plays these sports, honestly i dont care. i think everyone likes some sort of sports to watch or play. my ideal guy is not a sports playing kind of guy really. me personally, i like soccer, baseball, and football for watching, and nothing for playing. my ideal guy has a couple favorite teams but he's not one to park in front of the tv all weekend or something like an old fat beer drinking man.
41) WATER POLO? this is odd. this survey just got dumb. get cooler, mr. survey.
42) SURF? yeah, surfing is sexy.
43) SKATEBOARD ? skateboarding is so 1999.
44) SNOWBOARD ? so hard but so fun... honestly i dont care. i suppose guys into these "board sports" are hott, but honestly the ones i've met are mostly all obsessed with the board sports and themselves and looking hott and arent that cool to go out with.
45) SING ? ok, the survey finally got better. it does not matter to me if my ideal guy has a good voice or the worst voice ever, but he absolutely must sing to me, and in return i will think it is the most beautiful thing ever.
46) PLAY GUITAR ? absolutely so sexy yessssssssss
47) PLAY PIANO ? eh, i dont care
48) PLAY DRUMS? drummers are potheaddy, and that rhymes with eddie
49) CLEAN HIS ROOM? i guess i like messy guys. sure.
50) USE THE WORD DUDE? "dude...lets go moshing, dude!" i dont care, he can talk however he wants.
51) USE THE WORD TIGHT? NO DEAR GOD NO ::runs away::
52) WOULD HE CATCH THE SUNRISE WITH YOU? yeah, if he is unlike me and can actually get up that early, thatd be great
53) WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE ? something that goes from point a to point b and does NOT have superfluous spoilers and such.
54) HOW OLD IS HE ? my age or a year older. more than that i just cant handle.
54) WHAT WOULD HIS NAME BE? well clearly if he's a hottie, this will follow the J-rule.