MANLINESS MEME

[used_glare]

HOW MANLY IS YOUR CHARACTER?
1. Has been laid.:

2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):

3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:

4. Is stoic about grievances.:

5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):

6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:

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Comments

[deadfreesia]

1. Has been laid.: No

2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes

3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: He's no heavyweight, but a decent amount, yes.

4. Is stoic about grievances.: Outwardly, yes

5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Has no desire to try

6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Only when it's gauged to have little to no negative consequence for him.

7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Lure him into a false sense of security first. Then trick him.

8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes

9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Correct.

10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Has been skewered through the chest with a katana :|b

11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Yes

12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: ...Hunting, yes. I think so.

13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: no

14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): not without violating laws of indecent exposure.

15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes

16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Can now, yes.

17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: So long as the opponent isn't super-burly, yes.

18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Motorcycle!

19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yes, I think he could

20. Do you like steak?: Sure.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes

2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No

3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Outer strength, no. Inner strength, yes.

4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Oh yes.

FINAL SCORE: 18/20? IDK how to count a couple of these.

[usedfuryswipes]

Mamoru is as manry as Ken.

lulz.

[deadfreesia]

Just wait until he fixes that first one >D HE'LL PASS YOU YET KEN.

[usedfuryswipes]

I still think Ken should get bonus points for going toe-to-toe with a tiger.

...and since that mission was acting, does Mamoru have a scar from Aya's katana? Man they would've been so messed up after that mission. Maybe all of them were high on morphine when they killed Powell dead.

[deadfreesia]

He loses them right back for being the wife.

I... don't know how you FAKE that. I've always just chalked that up to lolWeiss logic. XD

BUT EVEN IF HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT HE WAS SHOT TWICE IN KAPITEL IT STILL COUNTS.

[usedfuryswipes]

Oh I'm sure he'd have others too.

And Ken says God damn it I am not anyone's bloody wife!

[deadfreesia]

Yeah... CROSSBOW ARROW TO RIGHT SHOULDER I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

You just keep telling yourself that, Ken.