"What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"
My head hurts so much, I think I'm going to go crawl between black satin sheets and then proceed to die in my sleep. Or not, but is it normal to keep getting headaches this bad? I did so good for about a month, and they're back with a vengeance or something. On Sunday I actually cried; my head hurt so bad. On a side note, for you, Nora, you asked why I was dressed up. I said it's because I'd gone to church and hadn't changed, and that's true. But I also tend to get dressed up when I feel really sick. It's this weird complex I have; I always think it'll make me feel better. Like a "I feel like crap, but I'm not going to look like it" thing. It doesn't always work. I think I was greatly influenced by the story of my great-great aunt Victoria, who, on the day of her death, wore her most expensive jewelry and dress, slathered herself in makeup, and then lay down on the bed because she "just didn't feel good." She died in her sleep, dressed to the nines. What a way to go.
Anyway. This entry isn't about that. But my head does really hurt, enough to the point where I can't concentrate on much else. In trying to make myself feel better, I resorted to Calvin and Hobbes. They always make me crack up. I was going through some old stuff and came across a few quotes that made me laugh. These are the kind of things I need to make me smile:
"Girls are like slugs. They probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what."
"Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!"
"Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize, you dumb noodleloaf!"
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words."
"OK, so I was wrong for once in my life! Shut up."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Hobbes : "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million murders on television."
Calvin : "I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels."
Hobbes : "What are you doing?"
Calvin : "Being cool."
Hobbes : "You look more like you're bored."
Calvin : "The world bores you when you're cool."
And, one of my favorites:
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
Anyway. This entry isn't about that. But my head does really hurt, enough to the point where I can't concentrate on much else. In trying to make myself feel better, I resorted to Calvin and Hobbes. They always make me crack up. I was going through some old stuff and came across a few quotes that made me laugh. These are the kind of things I need to make me smile:
"Girls are like slugs. They probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what."
"Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!"
"Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize, you dumb noodleloaf!"
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words."
"OK, so I was wrong for once in my life! Shut up."
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Hobbes : "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million murders on television."
Calvin : "I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels."
Hobbes : "What are you doing?"
Calvin : "Being cool."
Hobbes : "You look more like you're bored."
Calvin : "The world bores you when you're cool."
And, one of my favorites:
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"