Adios, Barbie

Mar 12, 2006 15:52

I just ran to Albertson's (okay, drove) for some soy sauce, and I was coming out, some totally creepy Hispanic dude walks by me, and looks me up and down. Then he says, "Adios, Barbie..."

Ugh.

Excuse me while I remove my eyes with a spoon.

Whatever happened to treating a lady like a lady?

Gentlemen, all you TRUE gentlemen out there, let me just say, I love you, and there need to be more gentlemen in the world. ASAP.

Morons like this guy forget they're talking to a lady.

Because, above all, this is what I am.

And don't you forget it.

Barbie.

Ugh.

I have a brain, thankyouverymuch. And much more, also thankyouverymuchagain.

In other news...

Think it's time, like Nora said, to destroy and start a new. This applies to many aspects of my life. And so, that said, I may just end up completely deleting this journal, all of it.

But fret not; I'll get a new one. Anyone interested in hearing what I gotta say, I'll let you know when the new one begins. Or I'll just come and find you. You'll know it's me.

To all my dear friends I missed this weekend, my apologies, but my paperwork caught up with me. It was a sacrifice I agreed to when I jumped into this 'school' thing. But it'll be worth it in the end, and no matter how many times I turn down an offer from you, just remember that I often don't have a choice. Love you all, and have a good week.

Oh! Went to a middle-aged birthday party this weekend...and I drank. My mother fixed me a drink. And it was good. Who knew?!? So now I can't really say I don't drink, because I do like Kahlua with milk. Good stuff.

So, me drinking...A metaphor for my life?

Don't know if it's good or not till you try it.

I'll keep that in mind.
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