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If I were a...
If I were a month I would be: december
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:35
If I were a planet I would be: neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: giant squid
If I were a direction I would be: downside up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a stool
If I were a "historical figure" I would be: Christ
If I were a liquid I would be: plasma
If I were a stone, I would be: kryptonite
If I were a tree, I would be: Grandmother Willow
If I were a bird, I would be: the middle finger
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a plant-thing from the Super Mario Brothers
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: just after it has rained at 9:30 at night.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: "meat-whistle"
If I were an animal, I would be: a friendly bear
If I were a color, I would be: dark dark grey
If I were an emotion, I would be: removed
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: sounds of cars passing...
If I were a car, I would be: a graphite Acura NSX
If I were a song, I would be: happy birthday, because everyone would know me.
If I were a poem, I would be written by: saun bradt, and it would make no fucking sense.
If I were a food, I would be: medium-rare steak
If I were a place, I would be: the urban scene
If I were a material, I would be: industrial supplies
If I were a taste, I would be: a mix of salty steak seasoning, red peppers and a bit of teriyaki sauce.
If I were a scent, I would be: manly musk
If I were a religion, I would be: as fictional as the rest
If I were a word, I would be: direct
If I were an object, I would be: skyscraper
If I were a body part I would be: hands
If I were a facial expression I would be: the "are you fucking kidding me"-look
If I were a subject in school I would be: LESSON OF LIFE
If I were a cartoon character I would be: bender (if i was ever so god damn cool)
If I were a shape I would be a: a seven sided triangle
If I were a number I would be: sideways 8! infinitemotherfucker
If I were a month I would be: december
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:35
If I were a planet I would be: neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: giant squid
If I were a direction I would be: downside up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a stool
If I were a "historical figure" I would be: Christ
If I were a liquid I would be: plasma
If I were a stone, I would be: kryptonite
If I were a tree, I would be: Grandmother Willow
If I were a bird, I would be: the middle finger
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a plant-thing from the Super Mario Brothers
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: just after it has rained at 9:30 at night.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: "meat-whistle"
If I were an animal, I would be: a friendly bear
If I were a color, I would be: dark dark grey
If I were an emotion, I would be: removed
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: sounds of cars passing...
If I were a car, I would be: a graphite Acura NSX
If I were a song, I would be: happy birthday, because everyone would know me.
If I were a poem, I would be written by: saun bradt, and it would make no fucking sense.
If I were a food, I would be: medium-rare steak
If I were a place, I would be: the urban scene
If I were a material, I would be: industrial supplies
If I were a taste, I would be: a mix of salty steak seasoning, red peppers and a bit of teriyaki sauce.
If I were a scent, I would be: manly musk
If I were a religion, I would be: as fictional as the rest
If I were a word, I would be: direct
If I were an object, I would be: skyscraper
If I were a body part I would be: hands
If I were a facial expression I would be: the "are you fucking kidding me"-look
If I were a subject in school I would be: LESSON OF LIFE
If I were a cartoon character I would be: bender (if i was ever so god damn cool)
If I were a shape I would be a: a seven sided triangle
If I were a number I would be: sideways 8! infinitemotherfucker