Accidents can happen

[slowlyheturned]

So I got high with my co-worker the other day before work, so when I was nailing 2x4s to a wall on a ladder later, I misfired the gun, causing a nail to shoot past my arm so close that it scratched it and travel about a hundred feet past me. Am I automatically a fuckup at life? Keep in mind: a. I never really got that high , b. It mostly had worn off by that time c. Man those things come out fast! d. And are easy to misfire apparently!

If a that nail had gone a centimeter to the right, this would be a disturbing story of irresponsibility, not a light-hearted romp.