[SONG] small town

[slowfaintly]

This is just lyrics because I do not have a good microphone to record the noises that my mouth and guitar make. Also I don't actually have chords set for it just yet. But here are the initial lyrics and I thought they were pretty funny so I am going to spam your friends-list with them.


there was this boy
who lived in a small town
and all his life he'd lived in that small town
every day with the same damn faces and the same stupid places
and all those damn cliches.

there was this boy who fell in love
and he knew he had no chance
because this boy couldn't even work up the courage
to ask his crush out to the high school dance

(GUITAR SOLO!!!!!!)
(THIS IS THE CHORUS LOL) yeah, this boy, he fell in love with
the captain of the high school football team
& this boy was the lowly star of the high school debate team--
and anyway, their school didn't have a girl's football teeeeaaaammmm.

There was this boy who worked in a small town
he had a job at a wendy's in the middle of that small town
and after work he'd go back home and he'd fall down
flat on his back and say
'yeah, i'm in love with
the captain of the high school football team
and i'm just the star of the high school debate team
and our school doesn't even have a girl's football team!'

and then one day at wendy's
the football captain came by
and tried to pay in pennies
just to draw the conversation out.
and in his most charming tone
with his hands shoved in his pockets
he said to this boy --
(spoken lulz) "Hey, you wanna get drunk and meet my girlfriend?"

and this boy just shrugged his shoulders and said
'do you want fries with that?'
yeah, do you want fries with thaaaatttt----

(chorus)
(annoyingly long drum solo)
(POINTLESSLY LOUD SINGLE CHORD RIGHT AT THE END)
(end)